Homer Alone
Marge, just about everything's a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing?
Last Exit to Springfield
The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Marge, you being a cop makes you the man!
Marge vs. Monorail
What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? Don't kid yourself, Jimmy.
Radioactive Man
Marge, just about everything's a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing?
Bart the Daredevil
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children.
Last Exit to Springfield
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. Oh, I'm in no condition to drive.
A Fish Called Selma
And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Marge, just about everything's a sin.
Hurricane Neddy
I'll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship.