Marge, just about everything's a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing?
The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Marge, you being a cop makes you the man!
What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? Don't kid yourself, Jimmy.
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. Oh, I'm in no condition to drive.
And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Marge, just about everything's a sin.
I'll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship.