Radioactive Man

Posted by admin at 2:05 PM on Jun 25, 2015

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Marge, just about everything's a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom. Inflammable means flammable? What a country. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies. Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

Selma's Choice

Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I work, I work. What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?

  • I'll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
  • Marge, just about everything's a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.
  • Inflammable means flammable? What a country.
  • What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?

The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. Marge, just about everything's a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom. Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city! Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city!

Hurricane Neddy

Duffman can't breathe! OH NO! Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity.

  1. Marge, just about everything's a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.
  2. Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention!
  3. Marge, just about everything's a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.
Natural Born Kissers

I stand by my racial slur. Dad didn't leave… When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.