Marge vs. Monorail

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What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about! Inflammable means flammable? What a country.

The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show

Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

  • I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.
  • Inflammable means flammable? What a country.

Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk

Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children… Ahoy hoy?

Homer the Great

Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Human contact: the final frontier. Last night's "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

  1. Ahoy hoy?
  2. Marge, just about everything's a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.
  3. Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
  4. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity.
Selma's Choice

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three "Highlander" movies. I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children… Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I work, I work.