Homer Alone

Posted by admin at 1:47 PM on Jun 25, 2015

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Marge, just about everything's a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom. Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.

Homer the Great

Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I work, I work. Thank you, steal again. Last night's "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

  • Marge, just about everything's a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.
  • Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.

Radioactive Man

Marge, just about everything's a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom. Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. Ahoy hoy? Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I work, I work.

Radioactive Man

Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

  1. Please do not offer my god a peanut.
  2. Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
  3. Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.
Last Exit to Springfield

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.